Posted 6 hours ago

ghostfishkrillah:

tumblr amazes me because i can log off for an hour and by the time i’ve come back i managed to miss an entire dashboard trend beginning, ending, and being overused to hell and back

Posted 6 hours ago

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

Posted 6 hours ago

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

Posted 6 hours ago

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

Posted 19 hours ago

empressriful:

ollivandur:

apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT

THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE

(Source: ollivander)

Posted 19 hours ago

msjewbooty:

pass me the glue and the macaroni. this surgery is taking a turn for the worst

Posted 19 hours ago

not-photogenic:

title of my autobiography: sorry

Posted 19 hours ago

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

Posted 20 hours ago
Posted 3 days ago

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 3 days ago
bron-tyde:

Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?

bron-tyde:

Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?

Posted 4 days ago

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

Posted 4 days ago

chickensandwich:

foxnewsofficial:

let’s have ***

(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg